We need to have a serious conversation about some things. I just can't let another minute go by without discussing a few things with you.
Serious Conversation #1
If you have not partaken in the delectable treat known as McD's Apple Dippers--put down those french fries and get ya some--like now.
While the hopper ball may seem like it is for your child, it is not. It is entirely for you.
Let's do a multiple choice.
a.) It gives your child a focused activity to burn an immense amount of energy
b.) It offers a great source of entertainment for adults--especially during the learning how to use the hopper ball phase.
c.) There is just something about watching your two year-old bounce around without getting hurt
d.) All the above
Now I know why we had hopper ball day in gym class as kids--comic relief for the teachers